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Nice!

Very good game, nice work! I wish there was some way to post scores from survival mode and especially dodge mode. I can't get past 20 seconds in that crazy shit.

You should have mentionted that this is a DEMO!

It is kind of absurd to post this on here boasting "6 restaurants with your own made up names" when this is in fact a DEMO and after a week you try to charge people. It is a fun game, but like people have said before you don't make it clear what paying $20 gets you, and $20 is a helluva fukken lot to pay for a flash game.

That combined with the fact that you disguised this as the full thing gets you a really low score on an otherwise great game.

I ain't paying real money for any of this shit!

The game itself is kinda fun, but it gets boring fast. That said, this gets a low score for trying to make people register at your crappy site and then ask them to pay real money to unlock some stupid weapon in a flash game.

This is insane, and a terrible business model. I hope you guys aren't very successful.

COOL IDEA

But the controls were sluggish and god-awful. Made the game boring and annoying.

hey its advanced wars

Advanced wars is a great game, thus this is a pretty damn good game too. That teaser level was way to fucking easy though.

Fun, but some of the changes stink.

I really liked the originals, castle clout 1 and 2, but thought they needed more to make it feel like an actual game, so I was really excited to see this. I think some aspects still need some work though:

1) having automatic upgrades was fine but I think it would have been better with some special types that you have to unlock / purchase. It also suffers from the same problem as the first 2, where the smaller cannon balls never being of use once you get the bigger ones.

2) The action pauses after you kill everyone. The whole fun in the game is smashing the castle over, why stop the fun once you win?

3) The levels were repetitive and not much different from the first 2 games.

Doesn't work in OS X for me...

I can't get past the screen where you choose your difficulty. I tried all 3 options, but the game just won't load... I'm not gonna vote on the score of the game, but I thought you should be aware of this.

MacBook Pro 1st Gen, OS X 10.5, tried in firefox 2, 3, camino, and safari.

Awesome, but really hard!

This game was great! Really intuitive and a great version of the concept, but I feel like the playing area should have been bigger, or all of the ships and he cursor whould have been smaller. It just sucks when it gets really intense and you are either running away or chasing something and you don't have much room for movement and something comes flying out the side and kills you immediately.

colormaniacs responds:

You'r totaly right!

Generic Button-Mashing Fighter Game

The graphics ain't bad and the game is very fluid, which is why I gave you 3 stars, but the game itself is really boring and consists entirely of mashing A as quick as you can. What's the point? I prefer games of skill or intelligence.

SeethingSwarm responds:

There might be some skill needed for this game, but will you find intelligence in this one? I dont think so :)

I can't get it to work!

Won't run on my macbook pro at all, in neither firefox, camino, nor safari. I loved peggle, please halp!

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